1. Christian has his eyes dilated from an eye appointment and he’s like blind and its concerning

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  2. Washed my hands with some weird Merlot scented hand soap at work now my hands smell like black cherry kool-aid

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  3. I shouldn’t ever cook

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  4. Theres this sign on a telephone pole on the bus ride home that just says HORSE PARTY and has a phone number and it makes me think of Steel Ball Run

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  5. Stomach is being gross today ugh

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  6. Hyrule Warriors is pretty rad

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  7. The Wolf Among Us was rly good A+

    4 days ago  /  1 note

  8. I’m too swollen to deal with your Kingdom Hearts fanfiction right now!
    – Hobby (via camelchoir)

    6 days ago  /  4 notes  /  Source: camelchoir

  9. Well we caught a couple having sex behind our apartment building.

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